…she knows what you do

clairvoyant housewife

she knows what to do

   Well boys will be boys

and oops there goes that ming vase

Father says, “What was that noise?”

but mother has a smile on her face

   Now little Jenny’s in her room

she’s not being a very nice niece

but she won’t get far

on her path to doom

because Mother’s made a call

to the chief of police

   So playtime is done

now it is time for show and tell

but mother’s third eye

has seen your fun

now reality’s toll will ring it’s bell