Headin’ down interstate
sixty-nine haulin’ a fright of rotten swine
I hate it gotta dump a load
I pull into Tender Joe’s
Tammy the queen
of the waitress world
gets me coffee every night
Tammy queen of the waitress world
gets my order right
Sitting on the corner of the
stool
Honey, you’re a heartbroke
hungry fool
Tammy’s eggs served sunny side up
cream and sugar in my cup
Hey there, Mister garbage man
before you throw our jobs in the can
Could you take me and my bride
on our first “just got married” ride?