Headin’ down interstate sixty-nine haulin’ a fright of rotten swine

I hate it gotta dump a load

I pull into Tender Joe’s

   Tammy the queen

of the waitress world

gets me coffee every night

Tammy queen of the waitress world

gets my order right

  Sitting on the corner of the stool

Honey, you’re a heartbroke

hungry fool

Tammy’s eggs served sunny side up

cream and sugar in my cup

   Hey there, Mister garbage man before you throw our jobs in the can

Could you take me and my bride

on our first “just got married” ride?